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"You are not stupid for seeking people you identify with. You are not an idiot for finding friends and feeling like you have somewhere you belong. Your particular brand of happiness might be pretty fucked-up, but you're not fucked-up for pursuing that happiness. As long as you're not hurting anyone, wave that freak flag high. Final Fantasy VIII may suck, and you may suck for liking it, but I'm the captain of this suck-filled leaking failboat, and I'm not going to have some jerkoff movie critic who's never cracked a Player's Handbook in his life call my homies stupid!

You believed the hype. You paid ten bucks to see a movie or fifty to play that game. Now you want revenge, because therapy is for pussies. Welcome to the experiment, where we cure the sickness with snark. Let the healing begin."

Glory to The Experiment, and welcome to the club!
Join if you are a fan, whether you actually art or not.

But I gotta say, I think The Experiment is a pretty cool guy. Eh wields gunblade and doesn’t afraid of anything.

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:iconcalebkane:
His name is "Spoony". Not the experiment. Duh.
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:iconakari-jaganashi:
My favorite reviews would be have to be FFX (even though I like the game), Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's revenge, and all his highlander reviews
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:iconstevemacqwark:
~stevemacqwark Nov 14, 2011  Student General Artist
I feel that the idea of Spoony reviewing Final Fantasy XIII is kinda like fanservice. Lots of people hate Final Fantasy XIII and Spoony hates many of the more loved Final Fantasy games (even though I actually like FFXIII but hopefully at Lightning, Sazh and Fang will be liked because the rest can suck it!)

I keep reading Ultima VIII is a really bad game and Spoony will probably compare it to Final Fantasy VIII as in "This is were it all started to go wrong."

I hope Noah Antwiler will get better soon (I hope he doesn't have MS)
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~Zelriku Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The most memorable for me are Samurai Zombie Nation, Yor: The Hunter from the Future, Swat 4, Johnny Mnemonic, Alone in the Dark, and if I think about it for a minute, then Sewer Shark and Phantasmagoria come up.

I'm pretty nostalgic when it comes to this sort of thing, so I don't know if those are necessarily the 'best'. It's awkward when you don't know if the video you're showing someone to introduce them to something is one that they will think is good.

... Oh, also, The Ripper. Love it, but it's way in the back of my mind for some reason.
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~StainedVenom Nov 13, 2011  Student General Artist
I have too many favorites of Spoony's reviews to say which one is my all-time favorite x3 Though I have to say that I kinda wish/hope there's a Kingdom Hearts review...

...someday anyway :iconterrafacepalmplz:
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:iconzelriku:
~Zelriku Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He doesn't do GOOD games, my boy! There'd be no fun in it if he couldn't tear it a new hole!
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~StainedVenom Nov 14, 2011  Student General Artist
True xD It'd be funny though because Squall is in it. Imagine how Spoony would pick on the FF characters
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~10Shadowblaze01 Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My favourite review of all time is probably Phantasmagoria.
"I HEARD THAT, CURTIS!"
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~BreakSlash Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hmm... I would say FFVIII. Especially the episode were he encounters TEH DEVIL.
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~Achyfi Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
His review of the Thing was hilarious, but FFVIII has gotta be my favourite.
If only because it's the only game he's reviewed that I've played. XD;;
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